Monday, October 13, 2014

Rut

"Buy One Pair,
Get One Free!"
"Do You Know Roy Random
or Suzy Who?"
No lust.
No thrust.
No throbbing member.
Even my SPAM is boring.

For Open Link Monday at Real Toads

19 comments:

Kerry O'Connor said...

There are days like this!

Love the word play on your title. It's perfect.

Fireblossom said...

Poor thing.

Jim said...

Mom Zee, you broke the poetry writers' rule of 'no cliches' five times by my count. But I loved each one, as a set they fit together nicely.
..

MorningAJ said...

Boring spam. Now that's a great place to find inspiration. Well done.

Sherry Blue Sky said...

It's really awful when even the spam is boring, LOL. I hear you. I am sitting here with porridge-for-brains, sigh, not an idea in sight.

Sylvia K said...

Ah, you found me, didn't you!! And this rut is deep! Talk about porridge for brains! That's me these days!

Magaly Guerrero said...

I just can't imagine my SPAM without throbbing members. How unfair...

Grandmother (Mary) said...

Oh my, a deep rut...

Laura said...

oh yes, I hear you!

Kim Nelson said...

:-) Your SPAM is likely the only boring thing about you!

Björn Rudberg said...

Ha.. No blue pills?

blueoran said...

The most frustrating thing about my ruts (frequent these days) is that when I ask where my gods went, I have to also ask who moved. How did the phrases "rut" and "rutting" so diverge? Rust and thrust. Camelot and spamalot, et cetera.

Susan said...

Ha! It's probably better to plan the thrills and heat. Truth to tell, though, sometimes I prefer boring to accidental surprise.

Buddah Moskowitz said...

Spam? I just thought I was popular with people who didn't know but wanted my money.

On the contrary,
you're boring like a firecracker orgasm.

Let yo' freak flag fly, baby.

manicddaily said...

Oh dear! This is very amusing. Because I practice law, I get tons of things asking my help to liberate millions of dollars, for which I will be paid millions! All crazy. k.

manicddaily said...

Oh dear! This is very amusing. Because I practice law, I get tons of things asking my help to liberate millions of dollars, for which I will be paid millions! All crazy. k.

kaykuala said...

Many names now can evoke contempt. One just got to be alert! Nicely MZ!

Hank

Marian said...

October.

grapeling said...

yes'm, that's some damn fine blended meat ya got thar ~