Monday, September 8, 2014

How To Serve Woman

Don't truss her or fuss her;
open her and let her breathe.
Simmer gently until tender.
Whip to increase volume.

For Open Link Monday at Real Toads

16 comments:

Arushi Ahuja said...

i wonder which recipe this fits... im thinking cake maybe!!

Björn Rudberg said...

I do believe in the gentle stir.. and since I have sensitive ears I avoid the whipping

Kerry O'Connor said...

This is some recipe - not sure about the whipping, but I take it in the figurative sense.

:-)

Kay L. Davies said...

When I read this through a second time, I felt I could understand the cooking references. Well done, I'd say.
Luv, K

Helen said...

Open .. let breathe .. like a rare vintage wine. Yes.

Wolfsrosebud said...

Wine was what I thought... funny how words can mean so many different things

georgeplaceblog said...

Nice recipe... whip to increase volume only if it is your hair ; )

grapeling said...

light yet filling ~

blueoran said...

A recipe from the Aging Hellion's Sassy Saucebook. Reading this makes me think of how much my wife loves chocolate caramel with sea salt. When her man is made of equal parts Duh and Doh.

Sioux said...

If you whipped ME, my volume would certainly increase. My hackles would be up, I'd puff up in rage...oh yeah, I'd increase in volume.

Brilliant, in just a few words, as is what we've come to expect from you, Mama Zen.

Sioux said...

Oh, I'd also get bat-sh** loud, so my volume would increase in that way as well...

Marian said...

ouch!

Carrie Van Horn said...

Lovely recipe Mama Zen!

Fireblossom said...

Submitted for your approval: a rather outre recipe from a kitchen you might want to avoid. Otherwise, you may find yourself on the list of ingredients at a restaurant conveniently located....in the Twilight Zone.

colleen said...

Well done. The word whip kind of stops me in my tracks. I once wrote a poem about being pumpernickel bread baking and the closing line was 'turn me over / I'm done.'

Laura said...

yes, exactly!