Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Generic Invitation To Time Travel

Dear ____________

You are cordially invited to experience
the ancient wonders of 10 minutes ago.
Please join me on a journey
to that magical time before

(a) I revealed what I really think of ___________ .

(b) I confessed that I've been ______________ .

(c) I mentioned that you _________________ .

(d) Other ______________ .

Looking forward to seeing you
back then!

Kelli

11 comments:

Brian Miller said...

haha...love it
cool set up...and well,
i am sure the world
wants to know what
goes in those blanks.
smiles.

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Susan said...

If only! I'd like a book of 5 to take care of bite-your-tongue moments.

Kerry O'Connor said...

This is a great answer to that question: What would I change if I could turn back time?

Anne Sexton said...

Ha! This is hilarious!

grapeling said...

can it go back further than 10 minutes? ~

Buddah Moskowitz said...

Wonderful - I've always said I don't need a self-help book, but I need a time machine.

Sioux said...

And along with the calendar, you can get a lovely set of steak knives...

Kathryn Dyche Dechairo said...

Love the way you've illustrated this. Such a cool write.

Lorraine Renaud said...

Dear Keili,
No one would believe that about Buddha
that I've been singing along with Elvis he's not dead
Would love to know he really really isn't dead and has a son who sings and looks just like Elvis
oh and Michael Jackson too

Poet Laundry said...

Ha! This is perfect. I may have to borrow it for the foot-in-mouth problem I seem to have.