Thursday, December 12, 2013

Advice To The Girl At The Backstage Door

Sexy Stripper Boots!


Wear stripper boots to elongate the legs and tilt the hips
a small, but seductive degree.
Properly position spotlights and artfully angle your thighs
to create the occasional fetching silhouette
of your lady credentials.
Reduce hecklers to gibbering objects of amusement . . . immediately.
Be the biggest, blackest crow in this little piece of sparrow sky.

Or, put your librarian glasses back on
and go home.

For Fireblossom's Get Listed prompt at Real Toads

15 comments:

grapeling said...

no, leave the librarian glasses on (channeling Galen)

~

hedgewitch said...

Love the way you used the list words, MZ. I think understatement is the key to true sensuality--but then, I'm weird, and find glasses (though more like wire-rims)as luring to the mind as the legs to the senses here--but those shoes--there ain't enough sex in the world to get me in those.

Sam Edge said...
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Sam Edge said...

I posted before I read grapelling's and realized how truly unremarkable i can be. YOu paint a vivid picture MZ

The Sentinel said...

Dang. blackest crow in this little piece of sparrow sky...that line is like a fist. Love it!

Fireblossom said...

Hey, librarian sexy works for me. Like hedge, I like the way you used the words from the list, especially "lady credentials".

Brian Miller said...

librarian glasses have their own kinda heat...i like it subtle personally

Sumana Roy said...


biggest blackest crow...well said :)

blueoran said...

You hid the challenge perfectly inside this backstage conceit, leaving me feeling the last laugh was on the librarian who made the list sashay -- and then just walked away.

Lorraine said...

Wow I love this, it's so perfect! once upon a time while I was driving and wearing, I met an old friend who stopped and said hmm I like the look with the glasses kind of sexy librarian, oh what a fun memory and thank you

Buddah Moskowitz said...

Pretty sex poem, but I suggest two edits, if you please:

And put your librarian glasses back on/ and go home / with Moskowitz.

Delightful, kid!

Helen said...

Lady Credentials ~~ I want me some of them (I think.) Great write!

Kerry O'Connor said...

Be the biggest, blackest crow in this little piece of sparrow sky.

What an amazing line, and good advice, though I've often been told that my librarian's glasses are sexy too!

Lolamouse said...

Oh yeah. Go big or go home!

Fireblossom said...

Laffin hard @ Mosky!