Wear stripper boots to elongate the legs and tilt the hips
a small, but seductive degree.
Properly position spotlights and artfully angle your thighs
to create the occasional fetching silhouette
of your lady credentials.
Reduce hecklers to gibbering objects of amusement . . . immediately.
Be the biggest, blackest crow in this little piece of sparrow sky.
Or, put your librarian glasses back on
and go home.
For Fireblossom's Get Listed prompt at Real Toads