Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Kinks

I'm a complex girl
in a complex world.
Of complex thoughts,
I can't get enough.

But, complex sex
just puts your kinks
in my neck.
When it comes to getting some
I'm just a simple fuck.

For Open Link Night at dVerse

22 comments:

Sylvia K said...

Oh, you've made my evening, MZ!!

Mary said...

Love the ending!

Buddah Moskowitz said...

Ah, I'm just chuckling out loud.

aka_andrea said...

Ha! Right to the point!

Audrey Howitt aka Divalounger said...

Made me laugh my dear Mama! Loved this!

Brian Miller said...

ha. yes there are times...sex should not be complicated...i dont mind a little creative...but not complicated...smiles.

Sioux said...

In just nine short lines, you crafted a gem. As usual.

Timoteo said...

Yes, but style points always count with the judges! (Am enjoying reading my copy of your book!)

vivinfrance said...

Big grin!

Lorraine said...

Straight to the simple girl and the simple sex, only you :)Mama Zen

Fireblossom said...

Simple Fucks of the world, unite!

Grandmother said...

I'm one. Are you one, too?

happygirl said...

I'm a simple girl, too. And less is better than more. :)

Kerry O'Connor said...

Haha! This has turned into something of a survey or poll!

Ginny Brannan said...

Whoa...alrighty then! Tellin' it like it is. Honesty, always the best policy.

Marian said...

man i have a kink in my neck IS THIS WHY! i guess i'll just have to learn to live with it, then.

Helen said...

Simple never sounded as eloquent!!

Claudia said...

ha - life is complicated enough...sex should just be fun..

Susan said...

"Your kinks"
definitely wouldn't want that.

razzamadazzle said...

Made me smile. I love such directness!

Shawna said...

LOL ... Liar. :P

hedgewitch said...

Some dishes are best served simple(but not cold.)Kinks in the neck = pain in the ass.