Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Critics Rave

Doomsday hit on Tuesday.
The reviews were terrible.

Cheesy.
Predictable.
A poor excuse for an Apocalypse.

Personally, I didn't think it was that bad.

For Izy's Doomsday Challenge at Real Toads

30 comments:

Laurie Kolp said...

Cute!

flipside records said...

He he. Love it. :)

Kay L. Davies said...

I love the review. "Cheesy" made me laugh out loud.
A perfect response to the challenge, MZ.
K

Isadora Gruye said...

I should have known you'd show up for this guns a blazing with bullets of pure wit. Loved your angle! Thanks for hanging out in the sandbox! Viva la

Sylvia K said...

You are a talented lady and you always come up with the best for whatever topic! Perfect! Thanks for the laugh!

Susan said...

This got loud laughter from me. Perfect happy ending!

myheartslovesongs.com said...

i LOVE your sense of humor, MZ!

Susie Clevenger said...

Love this Doomsday account that reads like a movie review...

kaykuala said...

Chuckles! You are at your humorous best again, MZ! Love the twist!

Hank

hedgewitch said...

There's an opening at my new E-zine, Apocalypse Frau, for a reviewer. You aced the job description here.

Mary said...

Love your attitude.

Kerry O'Connor said...

Oh, you do make me smile!

Fireblossom said...

This reminds me of my poem about the Rapture. They just don't know how to put on an Apocalypse anymore!

Brian Miller said...

ha. i am hoping for at least a good light show....if it just sputters i am going to be sorely disappointed...

happygirl said...

Doncha just hate it when the Apocalypse is predictable. Kinda like it was prophesied or something. I adore your humor. :)

Grace said...

Great review MZ ~

Far Beyond The Ridge said...

*giggle*
And the plagues were way over hyped. I mean, really, c'mon! Dandruff and athletes foot?
Sheesh
Get with the program, moses!
Rick

Meeha Meeha said...

I love your sense of humor. Great attitude!

Sherry Blue Sky said...

I. So. Love. This. I can just see the "spin" by all the talking heads on tv who will chatter their way right through doomsday. This is really funny.

Claudia said...

you have such a good sense of humor..loved it mz

AVY said...

Not much more to say, very funny and clever.


/Avy

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Margaret said...

Perfect! :)

Tara Tyler said...

love it!

Mystic_Mom said...

Very good!

Helen said...

This is so YOU ~~~ perfectly delightful.

Hannah said...

That is exactly how I feel about a lot of the news these days...they really play it up and try to create hysteria over things...like storms sometimes etc. any way...I don't usually buy it. Nice take Mama Zen!

amidemanila said...

Laugh out loud. It's like it happens everytime so what's new? So zen and so right on the mark.Enjoyed it.

manicddaily said...

Ha! Very clever. k.

Anders Woje Ellingsen said...

Haha! :-) I wonder what was cheesy and predictable, - the doomsday or the reviews ... :-) Very nice. In fact people act like "give it to me now, baby" and never really get it. I would have drawn a really big smile on this one if Blogger allowed me to. :-)

Herotomost said...

LOL....this right here is why I love reading your stuff. Awesome...you have a wit that is second to none I daresay.