Pt. appears anxious, reports poor sleep and disturbing dreams.
Some nocturnal activity with amnesia for events.
When asked to more closely examine dream content, pt. begins sporadic tongue click (repetitive behavior: note: non-self injurious: note: emotional conditioning / active amygdala response to memory).
With obvious reluctance, pt. reveals recurring dream of riding naked on a mastodon up a volcano to steal a cherry from a giant rook bearing an uncanny resemblance to his mother.
Freak.
Pick up milk.
For Shawna's Monday Melting

16 comments:
haha...if only my notes could reflect those feelings...lol
So creative. :)
"riding naked on a mastodon up a volcano to steal a cherry from a giant rook bearing an uncanny resemblance to his mother"
I guess to someone who listens to this kind of stuff all day long, not even interesting dreams are interesting.
"Freak. ... Pick up milk." Perfect ending!
So glad you came out to play with this list.
Oh, I do love your ending!! Makes sense to me!!!
I don't have a shrink. But if I did, he wouldn't like my notes re: him.
I love this.
I like Richard Cody's comment. :)
Love the title of this piece, and when the note-taking all devolves into truth at the end. Classic.
very cool take, ending perfect.
Aw c'mon. The shrink had that very same dream just last week!
That was a blast to read, love your wit
http://leahjlynn.wordpress.com/ where mine is for this prompt
This is HILARIOUS!
I love the ending - "Pick up milk" - perfect.
And the dream - awesome!
SO hilarious. Hmmmm.......I could write some pretty interesting notes myself, after the week I've put in. Hee hee.
HA! Sometimes a cherry is just a cherry?
Aw, Geez! I thought I shredded all of my notes before I left my psychology practice! Damn.
Ha ha. I have called my husband when he is sewing up a patient and have given him a short grocery list. I kid you not. Love this.
Just posted a bonus word list; pretty words this time. :)
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