Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Plan B

Charm school was a fail.
Let's hope that passing gas becomes
an Olympic sport.

For Haiku Heights

17 comments:

chromapoesy.com said...

I hsven't been able to comment on Blogger, but I'm an optimist so I'm trying again. This is awesome, first time I've ever laughed reading a haiku!

chromapoesy.com said...

I hsven't been able to comment on Blogger, but I'm an optimist so I'm trying again. This is awesome, first time I've ever laughed reading a haiku!

Nanka said...

In a naughty mood today Mama Zen!! ;)

chromapoesy.com said...

Now apparently, I can't stop commenting at Blogger, or spell haven't :) sorry.

kkrige said...

Be warned: there is competition. I think that there are some medal contenders in my family too.

Fireblossom said...

You've really got that Eastern zen thing going on, Yoda.

Sylvia K said...

I love it and, oh wow! I did need that laugh tonight! Thanks, MZ!

Sylvia

Richard Cody said...

Picture smiley emoticon here.

Caty said...

haha...this haiku made me laugh!

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Wait, it's not an Olympic sport yet? Not even Winter Olympics?

ab said...

Oooh...the OTHER Plan B...got it ;)

Fred said...

Hilarious. The title is just perfect too. Thanks

kaykuala said...

MZ,
Gosh! Takes a lot of efforts to drum up energy for just practises let alone real competition.

Hank

Claudia said...

think that is the funniest haiku i ever read...smiles

Anonymous said...

A gold medal for the ripper! The stadium went wild! Fleeing, I mean. A toot, er, I mean a hoot. - Brendan

Tara R. said...

I know it is in my house.

Heaven said...

Ha..ha...I really enjoyed this ~