The roses that you brought this morning
smelled like dog piss
and wilted well before noon.
That, and you tracked a mess
of strange dirt all over my kitchen floor.
My horoscope said that you was a waste
of my powerful carnal energies.
But, what can I say?
I love a nice pair of shoes.
Fiction in 55 for my G-Man!
21 comments:
lol- that first image is priceless... thanks for the smile
Big Snoop?
it is all about the shoes...really the size of the shoe matters little you know...
Women and shoes...Man!!!
Makes you do strange things do it not?
Mama Zen...Love that twisted mind!
Great 55.
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End
Who want's pissy flowers? Skip to the shoes.
Terribly clever, MZ. I'm a flower girl at heart, so the rank roses would be met by a shoe, just sayin ~
What a fun 55!
Well done. Who doesn't love a nice pair of shoes?
Ah, concessions - it's always about concessions :-)
Who doesn't settle for settling for, in the name of a nice pair of shoes? And yet, something about that that world-weary compromising also helps deflate the notion that perfect love exists, that there's a lover anywhere who doesn't spoil the ardor of roses with his own ordure's odor. Nice 55, a sharp stiletto heel driven down on your own side of the street. Brendan
What some women will put up with a pair of shoes...LOLOL j/k.
Very witty~!
Ha..ha.. I love it.
We do love shoes ~
Happy friday ~
lol! Shoes the will get you every time :)
Terrific! You remind me of William Carlos Williams here.
Take the shoes and run!!!
Those new shoes will get you every time! A bit of humor and truth, I suspect!
Mine is at:
http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/08/friday-flash-55-playing-with-pooches.html#links
Have a delicious weekend!
Ha, ha, nice shoes :)
I would rather have a nice pair of shoes than a bouquet of roses any day.
Those can't be only 55 words! It says so much more... :)
I love it! :)
lolsss
I love shoes too.. sigh!!!
hugs xo
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